So, you lost your phone again, huh? Of course you did! Look at ya. Really, go look at yourself in the mirror, so you know what Im talking about. Ok then, what did you find out? That's right, ur a god damn mess, a train wreck. For the love of god just end it allready. Do yourself a favor. Im suprised you even own a cell phone. Oh, and a computer, Wow!!! Life has been good to you my friend. But how many times has a memeber of your family called u so far today giving you positive reinforcement for being able to keep the same phone number now for 11 days in a row. Ok, ok, a little harsh(still, its true). The reality is, misplacing cell phones is a common occurance in the lives of most alcoholics and users of marijuana (yes mom, drugs don't only destroy dreams). How do I know this? Well, are you holding a beer in your hand right now? As well as a cigarette, AND your 3 month old baby? Thankyou. I think Ive made my point, lets move on. Truth be told, "Cellphone Misplacentcy", was first recognized by the AMA (Americas Medication associates) in the spring of 1792, thats right, the same year Columbus discovered America 400 years ago. Its been an embarrasing problem for your great Grandfather, great great grandfather, and possibly even your parents poolboy Felipe, who looks just like you, but he's not your dad because mom told u he wasn't, and dad doesnt wanna talk about anymore...eh...Damn you Felipe. Il havenet doubled up on my son's ridilin yet today so bare with me! Heres the point to all this, let me set the scence.... Your home alone, or with your significan other, whos a significant pain in your ass. You cant find ur damn phone again. You say, "Honey, can you call my phone"? She replies, " What are you a fucking retard?". She knows you are, so why does she keep asking? Thats where this website comes in. You can log onto www.canyoucallmyphone.com, and we will call your phone for free. How is it free? Because of paid advertisements people. Yes, that's right, Gay Porn! Something we can all relate to. And thats it. Simple huh? Yeah, about as simple as not loosing your phone. If I don't have the capital to go forward on this brilliant idea by 2032 (that's my birthday!), feel free to plagurize this brilliant speech I've written, and steal my idea. Until then don't do it or I Will call your parents, maybe even Felipe(THAT BASTARD) thanks.
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